House Boat "Vacation"
Donated by Snorsh Tourism Board, Houseboat Division
You have a chance to win a fabulous house boat vacation on the river Snorsh! Enjoy the sun, the pollutio- *ahm*, the ENRICHED river air and the "dolphins" swimming alongside your boat.
this prize includes a 30-day mandatory stay at the houseboat. Also, the boat is full of weagles. You are not allowed to remove the weagles from the boat (Ha! Good luck even trying!) as they are, speaking in strictly technical legal terms, your landlords.
You are not allowed to leave the house boat before your 30-day vacation is up, but you are allowed to stare at the river banks wistfully, dreaming of the life you once had, of the man you once were.
About the donor:
The Houseboat Division of the Snorsh Tourism Board is responsible of maintaining all houseboat in snorsh fully occupied. Otherwise, the mythical Sea-Weagle might get hungry...