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Prize Preview: House Boat "Vacation"

October 25th, 2015 11:00 am
Posted by: Blogger #3

House Boat "Vacation"

Donated by Snorsh Tourism Board, Houseboat Division

 

You have a chance to win a fabulous house boat vacation on the river Snorsh! Enjoy the sun, the pollutio- *ahm*, the ENRICHED river air and the "dolphins" swimming alongside your boat.

this prize includes a 30-day mandatory stay at the houseboat. Also, the boat is full of weagles. You are not allowed to remove the weagles from the boat (Ha! Good luck even trying!) as they are, speaking in strictly technical legal terms, your landlords.
You are not allowed to leave the house boat before your 30-day vacation is up, but you are allowed to stare at the river banks wistfully, dreaming of the life you once had, of the man you once were.

About the donor:
The Houseboat Division of the Snorsh Tourism Board is responsible of maintaining all houseboat in snorsh fully occupied. Otherwise, the mythical Sea-Weagle might get hungry...

 

Oops! seems like we had a small hack (:

October 20th, 2015 8:23 am
Posted by: Blogger #17

 

Ha ha, it seems that even supiriour snorsh tech can be hacked. Surely this is the work of malicious Romanian script kiddies!

Mr. Caruso is an honoured guest, happy to participate in spreading the word about what a great country snorsh is. He is in no way under constant threat of being fed to starving weagles!

PLEASE IGNORE PREVIOUS BLOG POST, IT WILL BE REMOVED ONCE WE FIND THE OPTION IN SNORSHPRESS BACKEND

 

SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE

October 19th, 2015 3:46 am
Posted by: David Caruso

 

Help. Please help. I've been a prisoner in this god-awful excuse for a country for so long. I miss my family so much.

I don't know what these people want from me. They have made no ransom demands, they aren't torturing me for information; they insist I'm their guest.

Every day, I'm forced to participate in whatever grade-school-level production their tourism board puts together; every evening, they chain me back up. Every night, the weagles come.


I pray this reaches someone who can contact the U.S. state department. Please, I miss my family and my country so.

 

Announcing Desert Bus for Snorsh!

October 10th, 2015 9:00 am
Posted by: Snorsh Gamathon Board

Desert Bus get hype!

 

Hello! We here at the Snorsh Gamathon Board (a subdivision of the Snorsh Tourism Board) are happy to announce the first annual Desert Bus for Snorsh "charity" marathon!

Your favourite Snorshternet ("just as good as the regualr internet!™") comedians will be playing Desert Bus, a game in which you drive an empty bus in the desert for eight hours - so, just like a bus ride in Snorsh! The more money you donate, the longer they have to drive! Hilarity is assured!

 

Desert Bus for Snorsh
official app

Join comedy funny people like Alox, Kafleen and Grahant as they raise donation for the glory of Snorsh!
Enjoy current music as we take Mett to the Gay Bar!
Laugh as Ger keeps talking about the wonderful app he has created!

 

We hope to see you all on November 14th!