DRIVERS

Driving since: 2015

Points: 0

Crashes: 0, if he knows what's good for him

A happy guest of the glorious Matriarchy of Snorsh, Mr. Caruso is our first driver! Excited to drive the desert bus and raise money for Snorsh.

A comedian from birth, David often jokes abut "Wanting to escape Snorsh" and "missing his family" - even to the extent of picking the locks on his complementary designer leg shackles. Ha! What a kidder.

 

Driving since: 2015

Points: 0

Crashes: 0

Innocent bystanders mauled: Well, define "innocent".

We took some of Snorsh's majastic weagles and dressed them in a coat, just like people! Seriously, though, don't try to take the coat off. Just... Just leave them be. Safer that way.